Anonymous asked:
So, wanna make a pact that if we're both single at 40 we get together? ;)
I suppose I need to know who you are first.
The 5ive minute Checkout Line
Your awesome tagline
Bam
Whoever had Black Betty in their FB status yesterday, I thank you. It’s now stuck in my head.
What a fkng tasty treat. I’d eat this till the room smelled like tattoos!
Daammmnnn
Horrorpops - Keep My Picture!
Heard this while getting inked over the weekend and cinched the deal. I was already digging the Horrorpops, but that tune? I couldn’t wait to hear it again. Two more albums later, it was just as bombtastic as the first time.
Anonymous asked:
coffee or hot chocolate?
Yes.
Anonymous asked:
zombies or health care reform?
In all honesty, the former would probably be easier to fix. With Koron as President, I would see to it that he implements my three step, three year program.
1. Each and every person over the age of 7 is taught how to properly use and maintain firearms and sharp objects.
2. Each and every person over the age of 12 is drafted for a 4 year conscription.
3. Each and every person over the age of 20 is drafted for a second 4 your conscription.
TO KICK ZOMBIE ASS.
Currently watching The Big Lebowski with friends.
Anonymous asked:
how much does earth weigh
Yes. And did you know when you do a push up you’re actually strong enough to move the Earth a minuscule amount?
Anonymous asked:
Can I really ask anything?
Yes. I prefer to ask for highlighters and pop tarts.
Anonymous asked:
what is a hyperbole?
A hyperbole is actually a mole accelerated almost to lightspeed. As the mole progresses back through time we see a red shift in it’s alphabet. In a couple years the first letter will become invisible as the light simply cannot ever reach us and the mole will become an “ole,” and eventually a “le,” and then an “e,” and then nothing at all.
